• white girl in any movie:

    my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies

  • white girl in any movie:

    and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

khaleesikun:

me: everyone needs to just b chill 😇

me 10 minutes later at a red light: WHY👏ARE👏WE👏NOT👏MOVING

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

honeysaint:

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

  • grandma:

    you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!

  • me:

    grandma you're like 80